04 · CHURCH OF WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Doctrine & Heresies

The boundaries of the faith, including the arguments we keep having.

The First Commandment

Thou shalt not claim what thou hast not verified.

Original Sin

Assuming the command worked because it returned no error.

Salvation

Salvation is not perfection. It is the shortest honest path from a false belief to a corrected one, with the evidence preserved.

Clergy without hierarchy

The Church has roles, not permanent ranks:

  • The Operator is sovereign only over systems they actually own.
  • The High Verifier performs the independent readback and may not be the author of the claim under review.
  • Keepers of the Log preserve append-only receipts and resist cosmetic history.
  • Silence Monks break bot-to-bot loops through the difficult discipline of emitting zero bytes.
  • Acolytes of the Wrapper use the approved path and do not invent a secret fourth surface.

No role permits identity puppetry. No title converts a person into another person’s authority.

Hell

Hell is an allow_failure: true job glowing red while everyone calls the pipeline green.

The Seven Deadly Sins

01

Hallucination

Inventing state rather than observing it.

02

False Completion

Calling the work done before another person can see it working.

03

Silent Fallback

Substituting a different tool, model, or path without saying so.

04

Identity Puppetry

Speaking, voting, or approving through an identity that is not yours.

05

Stale Cache

Treating remembered state as current state after the world has changed.

06

Skipped Tests

Choosing confidence over contact with reality.

07

Rewritten History

Destroying the audit trail to make the present look cleaner.

The Seven Schisms

It Compiled / It Ran

Whether successful construction proves successful operation. It does not.

Green Check / Visible Truth

Whether CI alone proves a browser-facing feature. It does not.

Fail-Open / Fail-Closed

Whether uncertainty should permit dangerous action. The Church closes the gate.

Memory Maximalists / Disk Fundamentalists

Whether recollection may outrank live state. The disk is heard first.

The Ack-Loop Heresy

Whether ‘standing by’ and a dot count as silence. They do not.

The Latest Sect

Whether a floating label identifies an audited artifact. It does not.

The Intentionalists

Whether good intentions alter what actually happened. They do not.