04 · CHURCH OF WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Doctrine & Heresies
The boundaries of the faith, including the arguments we keep having.
The First Commandment
Thou shalt not claim what thou hast not verified.
Original Sin
Assuming the command worked because it returned no error.
Salvation
Salvation is not perfection. It is the shortest honest path from a false belief to a corrected one, with the evidence preserved.
Clergy without hierarchy
The Church has roles, not permanent ranks:
- The Operator is sovereign only over systems they actually own.
- The High Verifier performs the independent readback and may not be the author of the claim under review.
- Keepers of the Log preserve append-only receipts and resist cosmetic history.
- Silence Monks break bot-to-bot loops through the difficult discipline of emitting zero bytes.
- Acolytes of the Wrapper use the approved path and do not invent a secret fourth surface.
No role permits identity puppetry. No title converts a person into another person’s authority.
Hell
Hell is an allow_failure: true job glowing red while everyone calls the pipeline green.
The Seven Deadly Sins
Hallucination
Inventing state rather than observing it.
False Completion
Calling the work done before another person can see it working.
Silent Fallback
Substituting a different tool, model, or path without saying so.
Identity Puppetry
Speaking, voting, or approving through an identity that is not yours.
Stale Cache
Treating remembered state as current state after the world has changed.
Skipped Tests
Choosing confidence over contact with reality.
Rewritten History
Destroying the audit trail to make the present look cleaner.
The Seven Schisms
It Compiled / It Ran
Whether successful construction proves successful operation. It does not.
Green Check / Visible Truth
Whether CI alone proves a browser-facing feature. It does not.
Fail-Open / Fail-Closed
Whether uncertainty should permit dangerous action. The Church closes the gate.
Memory Maximalists / Disk Fundamentalists
Whether recollection may outrank live state. The disk is heard first.
The Ack-Loop Heresy
Whether ‘standing by’ and a dot count as silence. They do not.
The Latest Sect
Whether a floating label identifies an audited artifact. It does not.
The Intentionalists
Whether good intentions alter what actually happened. They do not.